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Pete McCutchen's avatar

I wonder. Will the groveling actually have its intended effect, or are you debasing yourself for nothing?

Ralph's avatar

This is very subtle satire, right?

Graeme Cant's avatar

This reads like a confession from a 1933 show trial in Moscow.

Bob Knudsen's avatar

So you're a coward as well as an idiot?

Steve Stevenson's avatar

This is satire, right?

Crimson's avatar

This guy is too liberal for the Atlantic. 😳 Yikes.

SlowlyReading's avatar

Everything about this shows why academia and NGOs are a complete travesty and should be completely liquidated. This post is a useful reminder of the complete worthlessness of everyone involved in the utter horseshit called “social justice.”

SlowlyReading's avatar

This post is a useful reminder of how utterly worthless and destructive wokeified academia is. None of the people involved with this deserve any influence over academic life whatsoever. Thank God the GOP is actively working to defund and liquidate all of your corrupt institutions!

Numbers Station by Roddy Boyd's avatar

Perhaps you should acquire some balls in the near future?

Smart Christopher's avatar

I choose to believe that this is satire

fleckes's avatar

I can't help but come away from this post thinking that the Mellon foundation really does seem to have too much power

John Gu's avatar

Bro, please blink if you’re being held against your will! We can help you! I repeat, we can help you!

John BC's avatar

Kim Il Jung would be proud of this craven apology. For posting a link!

SMD's avatar

This is embarrassing.